Uniform Behaviour edited by Lucy Felthouse

Do you get all weak-kneed at the sight of a grubby fireman or a hunky soldier? Perhaps immaculately-dressed waiting-on staff get you feeling frisky? If so, you’ve come to the right place. Uniform Behaviour contains sixteen smutty stories about firemen, soldiers, sailors, police, security guards and even waiters, priests and cleaners! Delve into this anthology and enjoy steamy stories from established erotica authors including Justine Elyot, Craig J Sorensen, Victoria Blisse, Shermaine Williams, Elizabeth Coldwell and Lucy Felthouse. Uniform Behaviour also proudly introduces some exciting debut authors. So remember, you saw them here first! As well as being written and compiled for your titillation, this anthology is also designed to do good. A portion of the proceeds from Uniform Behaviour will be donated to UK charity Help for Heroes, which helps those wounded in current conflict. The stories in this anthology have been hand-picked by a uniform aficionado, so you can rest assured that only the sexiest erotic fiction lies in this eBook.

 

First off, I like the fact Uniform Behaviour is about men in uniform for men in uniform—some proceeds go to the charity Help the Heroes. A good reason to buy the book, in my opinion.

The authors did a stand-up job. As is usual with anthologies, there are a variety of tales and writing styles to suit all tastes—and also different heat levels! What I enjoyed was being able to read them out of order if I chose, depending on my mood, if you dig what I’m saying. When I wanted a hit of hotness, I found it, and when I wanted something tamer, I got that too.

There are all kinds of uniformed men inside these delicious pages, so if a fireman gets your flames roaring or a waiter hands you desire on a plate (Oh, come on! You love my play on words there, right?) then this is the book for you. The men are delicious, sexy hunks that any woman won’t mind envisioning as they read, and man, I envisioned. Pwoar and ROAR! These guys are hot to trot and I wanted them all—ALL I tell you!

Aside from the hunks, there are women who, unlike me, aren’t afraid of going out there to get what they want. Confident. I want to be like them! Why can’t I be like them, huh? Maybe now I’ve read how to do it, their confidence will rub off on me. Maybe, if I see firemen leaving the station on a job, I can lift up my top and flash at them.

Yeah, right!

A girl can dream, can’t she?

Doing things in places they perhaps shouldn’t. They’re so naughty. I just haven’t got the guts. Sigh.

The differing heat levels and sexual positions. Yeah, I like to learn all about this sex business—new ways, new everything. Bring it on!

Nice surprises in each story. They don’t just run with a format where you can predict the outcome. Mind you, I was kinda caught up in the rudeness, know what I mean, and imagining myself as those women, but yeah, they’re all unique in some way.

Uniform Behaviour is the kind of book you want to keep handy. Once you’ve read it and noticed which tales appeal to you the most, you can go back to them to get a large dose of…yeah, you can go back to them. Now, I need to find a top I can lift easily. A visit to the bushes outside our local fire station is in order…